1,024 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

Shut up. How was I supposed to know two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?

You know, most people would think you were thinking about a girl. They have no idea that her name is bacon.

There is no such thing as privacy between a deity and his worshipper. There are no secrets, no glossed-over failures. Only promises kept and abandoned, sins committed and imagined, and raw emotion. How many of us are ready to have our lives judged? What would happen if we were found wanting?

On your best day, you’re only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back.

You’re like a crazy cat lady, but you collect killers instead of fluffy cats.” “I don’t collect killers.” “Yes, you do, and those who aren’t killers turn into killers by the time you’re done. You made Julie into a maniac. That child has more knives on her than a squad of the PAD. Christopher was the only stray who couldn’t fight, and now it turns out he’s a god of terror. Why am I not surprised?

Great, now I’ve turned into a manga character who repeated everything everyone said.

I turned and bumped by head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.

He caressed my cheek. “You came for me,” I whispered. “Always,” he told me.

Roland had sworn off children – they kept trying to kill him.