29 Quotes by Irvin S. Cobb

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed

Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain't never been nowhere and you ain't seen nothin'!

To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.

Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain’t never been nowhere and you ain’t seen nothin’!

If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed.

I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.

Golf – a young man’s vice and an old man’s penance.

If a woman likes another woman, she’s cordial. If she doesn’t like her, she’s very cordial.