121 Quotes by J. B. Smoove

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!

I was the hallway clown in high school.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul.

It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.

I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.

You know what I like? I like classic stuff. I like 'The Andy Griffith Show' - the variety of characters was so amazing to me.

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.