121 Quotes by J. B. Smoove

I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones - we made it. You all are winners. That's the first race you ever won.

Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would perform in front of a mirror and never go to a club. We are giving this away. Some people are going through so much in their lives, they want to hear something else that's going on in the world and laugh.

You can wait for things to happen for you or you can make things happen for you.

Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

I could never live with you; not 'cause I'm racist or nothing. It's just 'cause as a black man in America, I need to have someone I can come home and complain about white people to. And that just don't work with my white wife.

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.

I have to satisfy my audience.