365 Quotes by J. D. Salinger

I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.

I could happily lie down and die sometimes.

I'm just going through a phase right now. Everybody goes through phases and all, don't they?

In every school I've gone to, all the athletic bastards stick together.

the sentence im reading is terrific ...

We’re freaks, that’s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early and made us into freaks with freakish standards, that’s all. We’re the tattooed lady, and we’re never going to have a minute’s peace, the rest of our lives, until everybody else is tattooed, too.

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

Your heart, Bessie, is an autumn garage.

The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding