1,417 Quotes by J. K. Rowling

>in DivintationLavender: >squealingProfessor Trelawny: That is Uranus my dear. Ron: Can I have a look at Ur anus too Lavender?

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

It's best to know what the enemy are saying.

I don't believe in magic.

Karkaroff intends to flee if the Mark burns." "Does he?" said Dumbledore softly, as Fleur Delacour and Roger Davies came giggling in from the grounds. "And are you tempted to join him?" "No," said Snape, his black eyes on Fleur's and Roger's retreating figures. "I am not such a coward." "No," agreed Dumbledore. You are a braver man by far than Igot Karkaroff. You know, I sometimes think we Sort too soon..." He walked away, leaving Snape looking stricken.

When people are very damaged, they can often meet the world with a kind of defiance.

>in divinationHarry: Wait, I've got two neptunes, that cant be right!Ron: >imitating professor trelwan

Yeah, I get a death scene, but what does that mean?

How’s Norbert doin’?” Norbert?” Charlie laughed. “The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now.” Wha—Norbert’s a girl?