1,714 Quotes by J.K. Rowling

Time to sit down," Fred told Harry, "Or we're going to get run over by the bride.

I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a - a -""Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron," said Fred.Percy swallowed."Yes, I was!""Well, you can't say fairer than that," said Fred, holding out his hand to Percy.

Oh, shut up, Weatherby.

The Ministry’s providing a couple of cars,’ said Mr Weasley. Everyone looked up at him.‘Why?’ said Percy curiously.‘It’s because of you, Perce,’ said George seriously. ‘And there’ll be little flags on the bonnets, with HB on them —’‘— for Humungous Bighead,’ said Fred. Everyone except Percy and Mrs Weasley snorted into their pudding.

Ecoute, maman, […] Si demain le Poudlard Express déraille et qu’on est tués tous les deux, George et moi, imagine dans quel état tu seras en pensant que, la dernière fois que tu nous as adressé la parole, c’était pour nous accuser injustement ?

Tosiasiaksi jää, että hän pystyy halutessaan liikkumaan nopeammin kuin Severus Kalkaros shampoopullon nähdessään.

A good first impression can work wonders

Really Hagrid, if you are holding out for universal popularity, I'm afraid you will be in this cabin for a very long time

What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.