25 Quotes by J.L. Merrow

No, that’s just Saturdays.” The whisper came from an orange-belted ninja. Did that make him a ginja?

Or, if the Sun wrote it, Poofter Plumber goes Postal in Potter’s Bar.

Mum always says it’s really important to get three meals a day, even though she’s always on a diet.

I was thinking of Cambridge, and then I got a bit homesick for a minute, ’cause I never been this far away from home before. But the I remember you’re here, and now I’m not homesick no more.

Having a good memory for numbers isn’t actually a failing, you know.” “It is when it’s weird. Are you sure you’re gay? I’m beginning to think you’re mathmosexual.

God. How would I cope if I went to jail? I’d never even been to boarding school.

Look, I really appreciate you bringing me here, but I think there’s something you ought to know about me.” David smiled. “If it’s that you’re gay – “ Oh, puh-leeze. “No – God, no. I mean, yes, obviously, I’m fruitier than a greengrocers’ convention, but no, that wasn’t what I was about to say.