84 Quotes by J.T. Geissinger

A true friendship isn’t based on what you think you can get out of it. It’s based on respecting someone enough to let him be who he really is. A true friend is someone who says “I’m here for you” and proves it.

There exists a field, beyond all notions of right and wrong. I will meet you there.

Anyone that insults my country, my intelligence, my feminist ideals, all women in general, and a favorite childhood food, and refers to both himself and me in the third person in one sentence automatically gets an honorary spot on my Hate With Every Fiber of My Being For All Time list.

I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.

Top Ten Reasons Why the Holidays Suck I’m fat.

And now I know exactly how I’m going to hook him. Knights in shining armor are the biggest idiots of all.

Everything eventually ends. We all eventually die. That’s why every day we have is so special. The fact that we only have limited amount of time is what makes life precious.

Love is solid. Constant. If you’re not careful, you might mistake it for bein’ boring because it’s so reliable.

When a woman says no, she doesn’t mean yes. She doesn’t mean maybe. She doesn’t mean please try to talk me out of it because I really don’t mean it, but I just want you to work a little harder. She means no. N. O. Now get out of my way.