19 Quotes by Jack Dancer

DENY, DENY! Women always want to believe you, and if you can give them even a smidgen of doubt, you've got a chance. That's mano-a-mano credo # 1.

If you're single and not committed, then go for it. The world's your oyster. But, if you're happily married and want to remain happily married, then the only oyster should be the one sliding down your throat from your spouse.

Women make men their slaves in return for the occasional use of their vaginas. It’s an unspoken barter system and it’s flawless.

Men a simple life form. Where women go wrong is forgetting that.

Men are a simple life form. Where women go wrong is forgetting that.

You may think that I should just somehow know what the problem is but give me some credit that I'm maybe not that smart. I'm a guy and you should know good and well that you can't expect me or any guy for that matter to automatically know or understand what's ticking away in any woman's mind. We're just not that smart. You gotta lay it out in front of us and hope that we can even get it that way.

Every guy likes a little slut in his woman. Make no mistake about it. Under the spell of a slutty woman, a guy will betray his wife, his children, even his country.

If I know anything about women, I know they’re not going to accept infidelity any way you serve it up. I don't care what they say. No one wants the one they love running around on 'em,

I know how it is with women. They might love you, but that doesn't mean they won't eat you, because they will, especially when there's another woman involved.