414 Quotes by Jack Nicholson

I began to think that the finest modern writer was the screen actor. This was in the spirit of the Fifties where a very antiliterary literature was emerging - Kenneth Patchen and others. I kind of believed what Nietzsche said, that nothing not written in your blood is worth reading; it's just more pollution of the airwaves.

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.

I'm not hard to get along with.

A lot of people in the middle of their lives have a secret yearning for more romance.

We learn how to kiss, or to drink, talk to our buddies-all the things that you can't really teach in social studies or history-we all learn them at the movies.

I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age.

Women -- a mistake, or did He do it to us on purpose?