21 Quotes by Jacob Braude
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Always behave like a duck- keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like the devil underneath.
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Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
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Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
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Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath
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Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".
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All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.
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No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.
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Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.
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The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.
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