21 Quotes by Jacob Braude

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

If a thing goes without saying -- let it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.