64 Quotes by James Denton

When you have kids, it takes the focus off of you. You forget about what clothes you're wearing, or if you went to the gym. It makes you a better person if you do it right.

I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.

The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.

My parents were amazing people who had no business being together - and they knew it.

My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.

My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy.

I'm pro-choice and those things, but I typically vote Republican.

I'm off at least three or four days a week, so it's a perfect job, really.

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.