807 Quotes by James Joyce

There is only one thing that makes any one athlete better than another, his heart. We all put our underwear on feet first, so we are all human.

Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!

The feeling which arrests the mind in the presence of whatsoever is grave and constant in human sufferings and unites it with the human sufferer

A woman loses a charm with every pin she takes out.

Ireland is the sow that eats her own farrow

Full many a flower is born to blush unseen.

That ideal reader suffering from an ideal insomnia.

I regard him as the whitest man I know. He is down on his luck at present owing to the mortgaging of his extensive property at Agendath Netaim in faraway Asia Minor, slides of which will now be shown.

Beware the horns of a bull, the heels of the horse, and the smile of an Englishman.