39 Quotes by James Keller

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    Hope puts up with modest gains, realizing that the longest journey starts with one step.

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    Three hundred years ago a prisoner condemned to the Tower of London carved on the wall of his cell this sentiment to keep up his spirits during his long imprisonment: ‘It is not adversity that kills, but the impatience with which we bear adversity.’

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    A young lady had only one complaint about her good husband: “My husband always praises me to other people,” she said, “Often I hear from friends the wonderful things he has said about me. But I miss something, because he never gets around to saying these some things to me, to my face.”

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    A Seattle lawyer once interrupted his lengthy cross-examination of a witness and exclaimed, “Your Honor, one of the jurors is asleep.” “You put him to sleep,” replied the judge. “Suppose you wake him up.”

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    As she read the ten commandments for the first time, a Chinese woman said, “I don’t see how anyone can very well get on without them.”

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