1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

I’m a freaking princess when it comes to other people’s feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max.

Yes,” I said. “My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.

Your integrity, your dignity, your honor – they aren’t for sale. Not ever. Not to anyone.

In movies, people always “borrow” cars by yanking some wires out from under the dash and connecting them. But the real way it works involves a screwdriver and the starter thingy, under the hood. My personal ethics prevent me from giving you more information. That’d be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers.

Time to die. -Evil Angel.

Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn’t help myself.

Fair isn’t fair, Dean. Like I’m supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it. I might respond to that, maybe.

You will never stumble while on your knees.

We Stink was going to sink like the Titanic.