1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

If you’re in the room, I want to be next to you. If you’re gone, I think about you. You’re who I want to talk to. In a fight, I want you at my back. When we’re together the sun is shining. When we’re apart, everything is in shades of gray.

We’re just not cut out for all this media circus crap. But then, you already knew that.

I love to tell stories. It’s a delight for me.

If you’re ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate – jeez. Yes, let’s have more testosterone running the country. Maximum Ride, School’s Out – Forever.

But i missed nothing- because everything that truly mattered to me was either already gone or right here next to me in the museum holding my hand.

Terrible. This morning, when I put on my underwear, I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.

Iggy: “I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let’s throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that’s a plan!

Gazzy called over to me “I can’t see anything!” “I can’t see anything either,” Iggy complained. “I’m rolling my eyes, Ig.” I had to tell him that because he couldn’t see me do it, what with his blindness and all.

The bestselling author of all time, James Patterson.