1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

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    You’re a fridge with wings. We’re freaking ballet dancers! -Fang.

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    Some poeple just don’t have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

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    I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All I needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth.

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    I don’t know about the rest of you who have little voices, but something about mine made me feel completely compelled to listen to it.

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    Here’s a freebie: Don’t play poker with a kid who can read minds.

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    SITTING TIGHT? Holing up? Waiting for answers? Those are things I’m not good at. Planning a massive attack against mechanical geeky-like things when i was already furious and itching to kill something? Piece o’cake.

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    Tears were dripping onto my dress, but I wasn’t making any sound. There was no sound to express thid kind of pain. I didn’t want to move, didn’t want to do anything. Fang was not waiting for me out in the living room. Tomorrow morning, when I woke up, Fang would still be gone.

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    Now, like all the other schools I’ve ever attended, the hallways of Long Beach Middle School are plastered with all sorts of NO BULLYING posters. There’s only one problem: Bullies, it turns out, don’t read too much. I guess reading really isn’t a job requirement in the high-paying fields of name-calling, nose-punching, and atomic-wedgie-yanking.

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