1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

You’re just here for the ride. For the incredible, indescribable Maximum Ride. – Max’s Voice.

Big Sale. Last Week.’ Last week? Why advertise? I already missed it. They’re just rubbing it in.

People always come up to me and say, ‘you should do standup.’ It’s nice to discover things about yourself. That keeps everything lively and fun.

I hoped I wasn’t actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard.

So this is how “happy” feels, I thought. The energy, the automatic smile. This is what it’s like to look forward to the day, to believe there could be good things coming.

Have faith and pursue the unknown end.” Oliver Wendell Holmes.

Which means what?” I demanded. “That I’m nothing? That I’m not a person? That you can do anything you want to me and it’s okay? You’re so full of it! But you’re wrong. I know that I do matter. I am important. And you’re a pathetic, cold, pointless wastoid who’s going to grow old alone and die, then roast in limbo forever.

They turned to Angel. “We will call you Little One,” the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing. “Okay,” said Angel agreeably. “I’ll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat.” He frowned. “That can be his Indian name,” I suggested.

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like grits, but with high self-esteem.