1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

My parents were just carried out of the building in the service elevator,” he shouted at the cops. “They were vile, but they didn’t deserve to be taken out with the trash!

If you know the why, you can figure out the who.

Total?” I said when he was close. “Can you talk?” He flopped down on the grass, panting slightly. “Yeah. So?” Jeezum. I mean, mutant weirdos are nothing new to me, you know? But a talking dog? “Why didn’t you mention this before?” I asked him. “It’s not like I lied about it,” said Total, reaching up with a hind leg to scratch behind one ear. “Between you and me, I’m still trying to get used to the whole flying-kid thing.

When its true, when it’s right, love can give you the kind of joy that you can’t get from any other experience.

I stood my ground. “You evil scientist are all the same – evil. Count me out.” Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but smoothly to the exit. It was barely noon, and I’d already made a huge enemy. Dang, I’m good.

Who but the devil lives like a king in the middle of hell.

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I’m sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari.

Fnick -Iggy.

A saying of Sun-tzu’s hammered through her head: “A victorious army wins its victories before seeking battle.