1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

You aren’t dead,” she said. “No. You aren’t dead either,” said Iggy irritably. “How about just ‘hello’?

All genders?” whispered Nudge. “Aren’t there just the two? Or did I miss something?” I shrugged. “No idea. Maybe they’ve created others.” The thought was fairly repulsive, and we made “eew” faces at each other.

What is a lie? It’s a distortion of reality, presented as reality.

There,” I said. “Decades of psycho logic picked apart in three seconds by an eleven-year-old. Take that, modern science!

I’m here to say that moonshine has nothing on love- and lust.

Every other person in the world would have looked at it and thought, Max would hate this. It was girly. It was beautiful. It wasn’t made of titanium and black leather with spikes on it. But it seemed exactly right, in a weird, heart-fluttery kind of way. And I really loved it.

It’s all right to put the weight of the world on your shoulders sometimes, if you know how to take it off.

Knowledge truly is power, it’s everything; if you don’t have any, pretend you do.

E is definitely the biggest ERROR my mother has ever made – worse than the time she designed a litter-box-cleaning robot that flung clumps of kitty poop all over the house.