1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.

Delusional. Like Donald Trump with a comb.

You know, I guess I just don’t like to talk a lot about sad things. Now you know my flaw. What good does it do to talk about sad things in the past?

If I could run the world, I’d find another way to treat most of these criminals – most of them, not all of them – but we find widespread solutions to widespread problems in this country, so we just build big prisons and stick everyone inside them and, for the most part, forget about them once they’re gone. Noah.

However, I had been hoping that Donald Trump would just drop me off in one of his helicopters.

Can we ever really judge behavior by the behavior itself? Lesson learned. Most often, we can’t.

Exercise the right to think for yourself.

Robinson sat up and peered out at the lawn. “I had no idea you were so deprived. They’re the best bugs in the world because they can light up their butts. It’s how they find mates.

Because what's worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it'