1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

Bizarre! That's the only word I can use to describe life sometimes. Just freaking bizarre.

Ultimately, a great thriller is a roller coaster ride. I like to think that's a promise I have never failed to keep, and one that I'd say has served my books well.

Always expect the unexpected. Right around Thanksgiving, when the new Alex Cross will be out. It's called Four Blind Mice and it's a pretty amazing story about several murders inside the military.

Angel: What's sauerkraut? Max: You don't want it. Trust me.

I gave him a kick and he stepped back onto the third rail. Exploding, flaming eraser! This is why moms tell you to stay away from the third rail, but it sure came in handy this time.

I knew my transformation was complete when Dr.Keyes asked, "How are you feeling today, Tandy?" and I responded "I'm not

I blame Jeb for letting you be such a smart aleck.” I stared at her. “I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I have wings, lady! What were you thinking?

I'm not a writer's writer. I'm not a craftsman. I could be, and that would be a one-book-a-year operation.

Part 5 The Voice- Make that my voice