1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

It's been said that love finds you when you're ready.

There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going.

Advice: Don’t wait until someone you have issues with — especially someone you’re related to — gets shot before you work it out.

I won’t lie to you—it was hilarious. Yes, we were in trouble, yes, this was a disaster, and so one and so forth, but I have to say, seeing those upturned faces, the looks, was bout the best thing that happened to us since we’d come to New York.

I'm very conscious that I'm an entertainer. Something like 73 percent of my readers are college graduates, so you can't condescend to people. You've got to tell them a story that they will be willing to pay money to read.

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

The receptionist looked us over, then went back to typing something incredibly urgent—like her résumé́ for another job.

You know, when you're right, that's all you get to be.

I don't know why, but life is usually more complicated than the plans that we make.