1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.

I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max

I led the way toward the crowd, trying to look casual, like, Fly? Me? Nah.

Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.

My thing is when we're doing a movie or TV show, I just want to go in and look at it and go, "That was great."

If you want to write for yourself, get a diary. If you want to write for your friends, get a blog. If you want to write for others...become an author.

I stood there watching Phoebe arrange the pillows and the sheets. She isn't thinking that I... I mean, she doesn't think that she and I would... WHAT?

Jeb climbed the ladder Fang had just lowered and I indulged in a moments fantasy about someone slamming the trapdoor on his head.”-max

Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)