1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

You really are a scary man,no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them.

Lots of women are gifting themselves with diamonds for their right hand.

The instructor stared at me with cold, cut-me-no-slack determination, then got into a fighting stance, holding one hand out, beckoning me. "I saw that movie too!"I said."It was like the coolest movie of all-" He launched himself at me. That was when his day really went downhill.

you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly.

When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous.

Bombs are good. I love bombs."--Iggy

Angel raised her hand. "Excuse me. What does LTC stand for?" She blinked innocently. "Loving Tender Care?"Gazzy suggested.If our instructor had had lasers for eyes, he would have sliced Gazzy in half. "Lieutenant colonel," he sputtered.

If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?

You are an endless project...changing, evolving, surprising.