1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

My, g**, he was as strong as a team of oxen. That would be strong right?

An unbearable smug look came over his usually impassive face."Uh-huh. You just keep telling youself that. You looove me." I took a swing at him, but he jumped back nimbly, and all I did was jar my left arm, making it hurt. He laughed at me, then pointed at the woods ouside the window."Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it.

Homework is a term that means grown up imposed yet self-afflicting torture.

We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.

There’s no such thing as a kid who hates reading. There are kids who love reading, and kids who are reading the wrong books.

You’re my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.

I never miss a good chance to shut up.

It’s our job – as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles – to find books our kids are going to like.

I choose you, Max. -Fang.