1,151 Quotes by James Patterson


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    Sometimes he seems like a droid – or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2.

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    I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max.

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    It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you’re human popcorn.

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    I’m Dr. Ethan Kane, director of the Hauer Institute. My senior medical staff joins me in welcoming all of you to Maryland and to Liberty General Hospital. Think of it! You’ve been chosen to make an extraordinary journey with us. You’ll be making medical history, making some very good money as well, and this will be the best experience you’ve ever had. I guarantee it!

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    He landed 10 feet below with a sickening crunch-i’m guessing his enhancements didn’t allow him to bounce back up like a ball. we call that a design flaw.

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    Listen, street punk. You’re a guy, and you’re a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you’re in a gang. But I’ve survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?

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    As I stare into the Border collie’s eyes, I think that maybe I should go inside and call the girls. Claire, Cindy, and Jill would be here almost before I hung up the phone. They would hold me, hug me, say all the right things. You’re special, Lindsay. Everybody loves you, Lindsay.

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