1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad – aka the Fun-Sucker – as opposed to being a friend.

Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn’t qualify.

There’s always be a me and you.

Sheep!” Angel cried, catching sight of some fluffy brown wool. “Anne is quite the animal lover,” Fang said to me as we followed Angel. “Horses, sheep, goats. Chickens. Pigs.” “Yeah,” I said. “I wonder who’s for dinner?” He flashed one of his rare smiles at me, and it was like the sun coming out. I felt my cheeks get hot and strode on ahead.

I had made a friend. My second one in fourteen years. I was on a roll.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all.

I was always a good student, but I didn’t read that much until I was 18 and I was working my way through college.

I don’t damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.

Uh, a honking big castle of evil in Germany?