1,151 Quotes by James Patterson

Everybody’s a critic these days.

It’s been said that love finds you when you’re ready.

The Gasman leaned over and examined the tangled pile of stereo guts spread out on the kitchen table. “It looks like a robot came in here and threw up,” he observed.

Plus her mom was so awesome. She was strict about some things – don’t leave your socks lying around – but so not strict about other things, like calling the cops about my bullet wound.

A COINCIDENCE in a police investigation is like an honest man in politics.

I knew that she was a psychopath, just like Gary. No conscience. I believed that business, the government, Wall Street were filled with people like that. No regret for their actions. Not unless they got caught. Then the crocodile tears started. “What.

Get-out-of-the-house-NOW-because-he’s-calling-you-from-downstairs-and-has-a-chainsaw scared.

This was the weird part with me and Miller. We both hated each other, but even more than that, he wanted my money and I wanted my notebook back. Neither of us had said anything about it to Stricker, even when we both got suspended. It was like middle school Mafia or something.

When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else’s looks fabulous.