335 Quotes by James Thurber

No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.

Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.

The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.

I could have killed Gregory Fitzhurst at three hundred feet with my left hand.

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?