335 Quotes by James Thurber

Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!

I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.

Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards. There is a sense of getting somewhere fast, which satisfies a native American urge.

Columbus is a town in which almost anything is likely to happen, and in which almost everything has.

Let us not look back to the past with anger, nor towards the future with fear, but look around with awareness

A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.

Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around in awareness

Men are more interesting than women, but women ae more fascinating.

One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.