24 Quotes by James Veitch

I suspect I wasn't loved enough as a child.

I just feel so upset when I think of all the lost years when I could have been doing stand-up gigs.

I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people writing to me.

You can succeed as a terrible director, but try doing that with stand-up: try being a terrible comedian and getting up on stage. The funny will win out very, very quickly.

A lot of people see scammers as, like, just one guy in a basement with his computer, but actually, I think it's probably almost kind of a call centre.

I remember it when I used to go out, I used to dress as Superman, but then I used to dress as Superman dressed as Clark Kent. So, actually, I would be like a little seven-year-old boy going out in a business suit. But I would never expose the fact that I was Superman, but I knew, that should there be any trouble, I could take care of it.