85 Quotes by Jamie Farr

It took me years to get out of the bargain basement. I always wanted to walk into a men's store and buy a cashmere sweater.

Never stay with friends or relatives. You end up living on their schedules.

I was thrilled as a kid to point out my sister as she danced and sang on the stage, and she was pretty good artistically. She was a great inspiration to me. She was the one who sort of led me into show business.

I can't imagine that I will ever be on anything like 'M*A*S*H' again.

You can't explain why people are friends and why those friendships last, but there certainly is magic in it. It's just something that you treasure.

I enjoy 'Murphy Brown,' but I am shocked that people really like 'Married... With Children.' These shows are toilet humor, and none of them have good characters.

The dresses I wore are in the Smithsonian now.

I was the first man to put on a dress and play it straight. That was something very fresh. Still is.

All the plays I do are comedies. I love listening to people laugh. I couldn't do the dramas like 'All My Sons.'