412 Quotes by Jamie McGuire

The whole feeling-out-of-my-element thing was pissing me off, and then I had Pepé Le Pew over there threatening my death.

Holy flippindip! It's colder than a frog's ass in January!

I don't need you to save me. I just need a little help to save myself.

It took a while for Tyler to respond. I didn’t send you flowers. I can’t decide if I feel like a dick or if I want to kill whoever sent them.You didn’t send the flowers? No. There’s no card? No. I wanna know who sent them. Me, too. Not for the same reason. …which is? I’m having violent thoughts. All I can say. Quit. I have a bad temper in general. Sending my gf flowers is not a good idea. …I am not your gf. Yet. You’re not my gf yet.

It took a while for Tyler to respond. <…which is? <…I am not your gf.

It took a while for Tyler to respond. I didn’t send you flowers. I can’t decide if I feel like a dick or if I want to kill whoever sent them.You didn’t send the flowers? No. There’s no card? No. I wanna know who sent them. Me, too. Not for the same reason. …which is? I’m having violent thoughts. All I can say. Quit. I have a bad temper in general. Sending my gf flowers is not a good idea. …I am not your gf.Yet. You’re not my gf yet.

We weren’t rich, but I don’t remember wanting for anything.

Would you like to make a wager on that, Abby Abernathy?” he smiled, his eyes animated. I smiled. “I’ll take that bet. I think he’ll get one in on you.

Don’t flatter yourself. It’s hard not to notice when fifty drunks are chanting your name.