790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Dad's on a fishing boat in front of Carter's estate. If we get into trouble, all I have to do is press the button on the tiny transmitter in my pocket and he'll destroy the dome on top of Carter's house. Is that enough of a distraction for you?""Maybe we can work out something a little more subtle.

Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early."-Ranger

... even though two decades and several years had gone by since [she] first decided to be a fairy, even though Lizabeth Kane now stood five feet six inches tall in her stocking feet, even though she was thirty two years old - she still had aspirations of growing up to be a fairy.

Pbbtlt."It smells like ham, Glo said. It must be Hatchet"Hatchet moved out of the shadows. "My intent was to capture and torture for information, but you have made my job easy. I now know the clue and can give this information to my master.""He's not going to believe you," Glo said. "You fart."Hatchet stood tall with one hand on his sword. "Everyone doth fart.""Not like you," Glo said. "You're a ham farter."Hatchet pressed his lips together. "Tis a manly fart.

You can relax. I am not here to collect on the deal"I blinked. "You are not? Then why did you drop your gun belt?""I am tired. I wanted to sit and the belt is uncomfortable.""Oh."He smiled. "Disappointed?""No." Liar, liar, pants on fire.

[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton. [Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton.

I've never been in this part of Trenton before. I don't feel comfortable driving around buildings that haven't got gang slogans sprayed on them. Look at this place. No boarded-up windows. No garbage in the gutter. No brothers selling goods on the street. Don't know how people can live like this.

I don’t get writer's block because I don’t believe in it. I believe you sit in front of the computer and force your fingers to get something on the screen.

Lots of times I’m not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward.