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I wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom.
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Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion
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Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.” “Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.” Eeek.
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Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I'm a white girl from Trenton. I don't know these things. I need a rap cheat sheet.
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He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.
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Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger
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Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early." -Ranger
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I don't want my readers slowed down by long passages of narrative.
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