790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked it up and put it on the edge of the plate. "There," she said, "we'll give him this drumstick." "Deal.

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.

You should see me work my magic in leather" Ranger

I stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger