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I took the stool next to him, raising an eyebrow at the coffee and cruller on the counter. "Thought you weren't into internal pollution," I said. Lately Ranger'd been on a health food thing. "Props," Ranger told me. "Didn't want to look out of place." I didn't want to burst his fantasy bubble, but the only time Ranger wouldn't look out of place would be standing in a lineup between Rambo and Batman.
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Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.
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I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur
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If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert.
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The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli
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I’ll be real discreet,” Tank said. As discreet as a six-foot-six, no-neck guy weighing three hundred and fifty pounds, all dressed in black SWAT clothes, with a Glock holstered at his side could be.
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My eyes rolled so far back in my head that I could see myself think
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I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.
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I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli
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