790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

I'm sorry about your Porsche." "I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." I was just sitting in your car!" Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar

I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset." Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.

Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded.

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli

I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.

Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.

Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.