790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked. "Not right now." "There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me know when." And he disconnected. I opened the freezer and stuck my head in to cool off. If there'd been any more innuendo in that conversation, I could have fried an egg on my forehead.

Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both."-

I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

He's a good man," Ranger said. "And you?" "I'm better.

Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.