790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don’t go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.

Your life isn’t out of control. It’s expanded.

My feeling is if God wanted me to pick up dog poop he would have made it look like diamonds and smell like roses.

Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while.

Princeton isn’t actually part of New Jersey. It’s a small island of wealth and intellectual eccentricity floating in the Sea of Central Megalopolis. It’s an honest-to-god town awash in the land of the strip mall. Hair is smaller, heels are shorter, asses are tighter in Princeton.

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It’s been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.

When people ask what you do, tell them you’re a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment.

The problem with all that falling in love was that eventually it had to come to an end, and the end would be painful.

If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead!