790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Morelli turned to Ranger. “If anything happens to her, I’m holding you responsible.” “Understood,” Ranger said. “Excuse me?” I said. “I’m an adult. I make my own decisions. And I’m responsible for my well-being. Is that clear?” “No,” both men said in unison.

I don’t know much about cars,” Joyce said, “but I think someone took my engine.

I wasn’t dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

I took all of my rejection letters – there must have been thousands of them in a huge box – and I went out on the curb and burned them all, crying.

These are desparate times.” – Stephanie Plum.

Ranger is Cuban-American with skin the color of a mocha latte, heavy on the mocha, and a body that can best be described as yum.

We got into the Explorer, and I couldn’t sit with the gun rammed into my pants. “I can’t do this,” I said to Ranger. “This dumb gun is too big. It’s poking me.” Ranger closed his eyes and rested his forehead against the wheel. “I can’t believe I hired you.

I try hard not to make the same mistake more than 3 or 4 times in a row.

My eyes never got lower than your nipples. If it wasn’t for the fact that Morelli would shoot me I would have taken you on his front lawn.