790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

You come from a long line of scary women” Ranger finally said.

Honey, a man can’t keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn’t done.

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn’t going to be disappointing.

It wasn’t my fault.

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you’re not pregnant, on account of you’re not gettin any.

I like my nuts,” Mooner said. “I don’t want them cut off. I’d be, like, nutless then.

You’re a magnet for mess. I’ve never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie.

Lula’s borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn’t exactly that Lula is fat; it’s more that she’s too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.

Two windows,” she said with a smile. “And there’s no such word as besweatered.” “It’s like bespectacled, only with a sweater.