790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Holy cow!” I said. “You can’t go to the door like that!” “My gun’s in the kitchen.” “Yes, but your underwear’s on the floor in my bedroom!” And that wasn’t the biggest problem.

My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He’d probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or a car mechanic, but I guess cops are a step up from undertakers.

Children. Suppose we have children and it turns out we don’t like them?” “If we can like Bob, we can like anything,” Morelli said. Bob was in the living room licking lint off the carpet.

I’m done with men. I have a hamster. That’s all I need.

There’s no tab. And there’s no price for what we give each other. Not ever. Not financial. Not emotional. I have to get back to work.

That’s one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She’s willing to believe the worst about anyone.

No one can eat just one French fry.” “I bet supermodels eat just one French fry.

Well, sure, but I don’t bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

I’d do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don’t have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don’t care about. -Lula.