790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula.

He had a body like batman.

We’re not secretive about the office buildings, but we try to keep a low profile.” “We?” “I have partners.” “Let me guess – the Justice League. The Flash, Wonder Woman, and Superman.” Ranger looked like he was thinking about smiling.

You’d tell me if we were getting married, wouldn’t you? I mean, you wouldn’t just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.

Turns out, that’s how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

If you want to cry, you’re not going to like my books.

It was one of those impulse things.

Ranger’s Cayenne pulled in behind the SUV. Ranger got out, scooped me up off the ground, and held me close.

I’d hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.