790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

I’ve finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want.

Sometimes when a plan is right, everything else, all the things you can’t control, falls into place just the way it should.

Diesel was smiling at Grandma. “You blew through almost two hundred thousand and you were playing dollar slots? That’s impressive.” “Especially since some of that time I was winning,” Grandma said. “Twelve dollars?” “Yep. I was on a roll.

Ranger slipped an arm around me, leaned close, and kissed me. The kiss was a further indicator that he liked the dress. In fact, the kiss suggested that while he liked the dress a lot, he wouldn’t mind getting me out of the dress as soon as possible.

I’ve noticed you only talk ghetto half of the time.” “I’m multi-lingual,” Ranger said.

Lula had Eminem cranked up. He was rapping about trailer park girls and how they go round the outside, and I was wondering what the heck that meant. I’m a white girl from Trenton. I don’t know these things. I need a rap cheat sheet.

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don’t slow down for anything.

I wanted to marry Aladdin so I’d get to fly on his magic carpet. So you can see that we were coming from different places.

It’s not a good idea to mess with a woman who has a pimple.