790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

Riley reminded herself that she was a professional, and stabbing Emerson with her nail file wouldn’t be appropriate.

Any intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to the pleasure of getting in someone’s face.

I’d spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.

I cut my eyes to the alley. Ranger was still there, doubled over the steering wheel, shaking with laughter.

I may not be the most patient woman in the world, or the most glamorous, or the most athletic, but I’m right up there at the top of the line when it comes to resiliency.

Your grandmother needs a ride to the viewing, and I’m holding you responsible if she shoots someone, gets arrested, or tries to take a selfie with the deceased.

They got stuff here that I didn’t even know existed. Everything’s spandex and sequins. It’s a retired ho’s dream come true.

There’s no such thing as semi-legal.

You’re such a cupcake.