790 Quotes by Janet Evanovich

So all you have to do is get in touch with Spider-Man?

Probably went to get a pretzel.

It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They’d just settled their brains for a long winter’s nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear.

Ranger slung an arm around me and hugged me into him, and I could feel him laughing.

Ranger released my ponytail but kept a hand on my neck. I tried to act calm, but his touch was humming through me all the way to my toes and points in between.

Be still my heart.

Ranger slung an arm around my shoulders and kissed me on the top of my head. “Someday I need to talk to you about car care.” “I know about car care. I kept a case of motor oil in the back.” “That’s my girl.

My big move was to get out of my underpants without snagging my foot and falling on my face.

If you can’t fool yourself,” he said, “how can you expect to fool anybody else?